Mother Rhapsody (To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Okay, so this is a super rough draft of the song I literally just wrote in about two hours. It's a gift to my mother for Mother's Day this year. I plan to eventually videotape this with me singing and air guitaring possibly, because it's nearly impossible not to jam out to Queen. But yeah, please tell me what you think. And don't steal it unless you want to get punched in the nads/ladybits. Enjoy!






Is this just Sunday?
Or is it a holiday?
Made for our mother's
In the middle of the month of May.

Open your ears
and hear as i sing off key.
I'm just a poor girl, I'm clearly no emcee.
Because I can't sing, can't rap
Hope this song isn't crap.
Anyway here goes. Have a happy Mother's Day from me.

Mama, let's celebrate
Put some cake inside your mouth
Hope this song does not goes south
Mama, save the silverware
'Cause we're not going to throw them away.

Mama, ooooh
I'm trying to make you cry
Because you never cry when we watch movies
Carry on, carry on, as if Fantine's death never mattered.

Too late, I've come too far
This song will only get worse
But I need to say this first
Listen, everybody, I've got to say
gotta say what's on my mind and face the truth

Mama, oooh (anyway here goes)
I don't wanna cry
I sometimes wish you'd never get old at all

I see a little silhouetto of a mom
mama goose, mama goose, will you tell me a story?
Junie B and A to Z
very very exciting me
(C.S. Lewis) C.S. Lewis
(C.S. Lewis) C.S. Lewis
Lion Witch and Wardrobe
Oh the places you'll go

I'm just a poor girl and my mommy loves me
You'e just a poor mom who cleans up after me
Thanks for putting up with three monstrosities

Great mom, it is so. Just want you to know?
Mrs. Fisha! Yes, we want you to know (hope you know)
Mrs. Fisha! We do love you so (love you so)
Mrs. Fisha! Even when you tell us no (tell us no!)
Never, never let you go.
Always love you so, oh
So, so, so, so so, so, so, so
Oh mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, love you so)
America has a holiday put aside for you, for you, for youuuuuuu

So you think you can send me to school and just say goodbye?
So you think you can deprive me of your cooking and leave me to die?
Oh, Tammy, can't do this to me Tammy.
Just gotta thank you, just gotta thank you right here.

(Oh, yeah, oh, yeah)

Just want to wish you,
For everyone to see,
Just want to wish you,
A Happy Mother's Day from me

Anyway here goes.